The Rules

Short, because there isn't much to explain.

RULE 1
There is one spot. Not one hundred. Not seven hundred and five. One.
RULE 2
Money talks. Beat the current king by at least $1 and the throne is yours the moment the payment clears.
RULE 3
When you're dethroned, you're gone. No #2. No consolation slot. Your name goes to the graveyard at the bottom of the page and the internet moves on.
RULE 4
No refunds. Not when you're dethroned four minutes later. Not when you're dethroned four seconds later. This is a game — a beautiful, brutal game.
RULE 5
Two payments land at once? Highest amount wins. Same amount? Whoever arrived first. The other one paid for the privilege of losing publicly.
RULE 6
You may defend your throne. Pay again with the same link and the amount stacks onto your price instead of dethroning you. Your reign continues uninterrupted, and the next challenger has a taller wall to climb.
RULE 7
We remove illegal or adult content at our discretion, no refund. Don't make us think about it.

That's it. That's the whole game.